Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Chem test tomorrow

So there is a Chem test tomorrow. A dude sees his roomate leaving carrying his Chem book and his notes.

Dude: Hey, lemme come study with you guys.
Roomate: I may or may not end up studying Chem.
Roomate: I'll call you if I do.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Nice...

So this guy is explaining to his friend how his date went.

Guy 1: So then we walked back to La Plata
Guy 2: So did you walk her to her room?
Guy 1: Nope, I sorta just waved after she got in and left
Guy 2: Well, at least you didn't punch her on the shoulder and say "Later,buddy"...

You Silly Man

So this kid invites his friend to Dim Sum with a bunch of his other friends. He then remembers she's a vegetarian, so he starts freaking out and researching nearby places that have vegetarian meals. After finding a couple places, he feels great that he was able to salvage the situation. Only thing is in the morning, his friend decides not to go...The moral of the story...Don't invite vegetarians to Dim Sum.

Friday, October 06, 2006

I don't even wanna know

So a dude is walking down the hall of his floor to his room. He sees his roomate in one of their friends rooms, so he enters to see what is happening.

Immeadiately tabs on Mozilla close as they realize he's there.

All he had managed to glimpse is the phrase "masurbate"(or he says he thought thats what he saw) in the google toolbar in Mozilla.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

A couple of friends are at the All-Niter

Dude: There's a party tomorrow night...
Girl 1: I don't see why people drink
Dude: To lose their inhibitions and loosen up
Girl 2: I don't need to drink, I have no inhibitions
Dude: That is such a sketch statement