Words of a hopeless romantic and a cynic

"Is it the fact that I'm having a good day that causes me to meet her, or does meeting her make my day itself better..."

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

A Hard Day's Night

So two guys are walking down a hallway. The one in front stops in front of a door, and puts in his room key.

He goes to turn it, but the key only moves a slight amount before refusing to move anymore.

The dude jiggles his key, then takes it out.

As he moves to try it again, the other guy says, "I can't belive you're the sober one, this isn't even our room...".

They walk two doors down, and the dude uses his key to let them into their room.

Facebook?!?!

Someone just made Facebook the most stalker friendly-tool ever! I mean now I can see thing about people that I really didn't care about in the first place. I feel for people with like 1000 friends, their newsfeeds must be gigantic.

This kid should be slapped...

So, this one kid goes to do laundry. He comes back up after putting his clothes to wash. When its time to put them to dry, he realizes that he left his card on the washing machine. He asks his roomie to borrow his card. The roomie, a nice guy, tells him that they should go together to get his card. "You know how gay it would be having you walk me there" the dude replies. The roomie lends the kid his card, shouting after him in the hall(totally inappropriate at 1 am) "Don't lose my card!".

The kid comes back upstairs. "I have some good news, and I have some bad news", he announces. The roomate starts freaking out, as before his friend had went downstairs they were talking about doing some pretty outrageous things. "The good news, is I found my ID", his friend prattles on. "And the bad?!", he prompts. "I lost yours..", the dude finishes.

As the roomate sprints towards the elevator, the dude throws something at him. It turns out he had been joking, and had both cards the entire time.

On a slightly depressing note I found out that Steve Irwin died yesterday while filming a documentary(thanks to my roomie's Facebooking). It is really sad to see the death of someone so adventurous who many live vicariously through, and who also made people aware of the environment. Steve Irwin: A great man, and an even greater Croc Hunter.

A New Beginning

So like my high school blog, this will be used to capture the funny moments that make me laugh or chuckle. However, in an attempt to protect the innocent, everything will be told in third person without names. This also removes the baggage that comes with labeling people in a story.

In the halls of Ellicott at 2 am:
Guy1: I love hanging out with chicks.
Guy2: I know, they never finish their food so we always have leftovers!

Overheard in the loungue:
Guy1: So you guys are invited to our Multivariable Calc study session
Guy2: They let you into that class?
(Considering that this was in the first week of school, that was a pretty "judge a book by its cover" response)